items of note

Snookie is pregnant… clearly there are not enough means of contraception among “celebrities”.

… I will run on this platform in 2016.

Today is the last day of the month, a big deal in hotel catering sales land… I need your money, I need your contracts and I need them today.

I like to call my personality on this day “crazy ex-girlfriend”. I will email you, then call you to ensure you got my email, then email you again to follow up. I know, I hate it when people do it to me too, but here we are. 

On these days, I also enjoy yelling, swearing and hitting things and have just begun my “lady time”… its safe to say keep a significant distance, nothing good will come of getting close.

Being told you look hot infront of a guy you have m.o.l.d.ed (made out laying down) with by an unknowing third party… a win for the too-short-dress outfit today. Woo sexy times in the office place!

Add to my list of favorite things…
Finding yourself smiling and laughing thinking about your past weekend during your Monday morning commute.

I bet you Angie Jolie is one of those women who does not have a lot of close female friends… Because they would totally call her out for even thinking about that ridiculous pose.

One of my favorite things ever is when a guy gets up in a suit and buttons back up his jacket. It’s classic, shows he is thinking about his appearance and one of those things I will forever be able to picture my father doing.

Being friends with weirdos makes life so much more interesting.

On a bus headed to NYC for the night to crash a wedding with a guy friend from Chicago, you know, the usual. Carpe diem and stuff. Also, barely slept last night, so the above is applicable too.

selfhelp.com

“Self-respect won’t have you calling your girlfriends, debating and analyzing.  Self-respect won’t keep you warm at night.  It won’t make you giggle in the morning.  There’s no euphoric high in behaving with integrity.  Self-respect is an investment.  It is something you add to the bank of self over and over.  You will never see an immediate benefit, but what you will see, years later, is how people respect you when you respect yourself. 

Yeah, ideally 7 would have apologized, 66 would have had the balls to tell me the truth from the beginning, and 77 would have run after me into the night, but that’s not why you do the right thing.  You don’t do the right thing hoping for something magical.  You do the right thing for you.  Invest in your self, respect your self, because people can see that, they can sense it.  In the end, you don’t want the people who lied to you and hurt you, you want the people who would never do that to you.  Maybe it’s not fun, maybe it’s not romantic, but it’s the building blocks of the best relationship you can have in your life: the one you have with yourself.  “

Client : “I just need to make a small change to our meeting, all the events will stay the same, we just need to change our dates…”

Me : ” ____ , I am confused as to how this is a small change.”

Sometimes, I just can’t hold it in and be nice.

Happy Thursday!

making out laying down.

use it in a sentence:

“The guy I occasionally mold with posted a photo of himself taking a photo of himself while shirtless as his profile pic on facebook. We will no longer be molding.”

my clothes are tighter than they have been in a long time! Cheers!

Why does fun=fat to my body?

For a big city, DC can be VERY small, so I knew it was just a matter of time, that in the Capital of the free world, I would run into him.

We were outside, a beautiful day, waiting for lunch and after an “oh my god” from a friend who spotted him first, we were talking.

It was perfunctory, surface, kind. He has been going on frequent business trips to Chicago, I have been busy with work and friends. We hugged. It was strange and set momentary pang in my heart. Time slowed.

I looked down and saw his hands shaking as mine were. I realized how rattling things still are for him. I realized how we are now strangers after being very close for two years.

It was not a forever love, but he is a great man, and I have to believe that everything happens for a reason.

I had a weekend full of wine and wonderful… how am I expected to go back to normal today?

Certain bookings for events in Hotel Land you just know are going to be terribly painful - family reunions, pharmaceutical groups and college socials to nake a few. That being said, I just receieved call from someone interested in hosting their Fraternity Formal at our hotel…

FML.

We all know, these parties are THE WORST. Last time I worked one as a banquet manager, it ended with vomit on the wall. And, we were all in college once. Nothing I did at a formal led people to be proud of my organization or my school and the last thing I want to do is spend a night IN work keeping people from doing it or 19 year olds from underage drinking.

Most disheartening thing to notice on an otherwise cute guy?

Douchey Tattoo.

Globe and a heart on his calf. Gag.

Today was Mexican Day in my free work cafeteria.

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION.

not always appreciated in the workplace.

Just resisted a McDonald’s dinner pre workout… A Valentines Day Miracle!