There should be a warning label for this....
White sunglasses are the international symbol for douchebag. I’m just sayin, I have yet to be proven this is untrue…
Is this real life?
Went to a cult Christmas Eve rock and roll church service and am now sitting watching A Fox and Friends Christmas… trying to figure out how I got here and pouring myself more wine.
Just got an email thanking me for signing up on CatholicMatch.com… I mean. This is a joke right? Trash? Weird Christmas gift from my parents? ugh. spam folder.
Opened up my suitcase in the office to pull out my glasses and my male boss comes in just as I realize my bra is lying in the middle of the floor. classic.
messages of like...
“I’m watching Crazy Stupid Love, since I miss you. Would you do Josh Groban?” Modern day romance…
a get-me-on-vacation-now jam... →
my empty office has become the place where “fun goes to die” and I am honestly frustrated whenever a client calls to actually work on an upcoming program. isitvacationyet? (yes I am posting a flo rida song, its enjoyable, trust me.)
Probably sold them too early on that one. Damn my mom for being right.
Sunday Jams : MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker →
"I'm sorry... what?"
A few days ago, I told a man at my company that my boyfriend and I had recently broken up, his response : “So the dude just didn’t want to settle down and get married?” Maybe I took this too much to heart, but I realized how some men will always view women in this world. A girl hits her upper 20’s and it is assumed that all she wants is a ring and a wedding and an end...
work like a captain… play like a pirate
I have been hit on more at work in glasses today than ever before. People so have Lisa Loeb/Daria nerd fantasies, and I am okay with it.
Thursday AM conversations...
me: your talking to a girl who had bens chili bowl last night after half a bottle of wine clearly, i have no self control Alexandra: um we ate Skyline loaded in hot sauce and then i felt like shit until i fell asleep ha me: fuck i love you. this is why we are friends. Alexandra: HA
Admitting you have a problem is the first step...
“Hi, my name is every-girl-that-has-ever-formerly-dated-a-guy.” “Hi, EGTHEFDAG!” Welcome to the Facebook Stalker Support Group. So, I’ll admit it. I broke up with a wonderful man, it was my choice, my doing, and I wouldn’t turn back, but this does not effect my desire to still know what he is doing in my absence. Thanks Facebook! Yes, it has crossed my...
drunk dialing boss
file as “something I just did and he LOVED it”… done and done.
A Checklist for Single People... →
Was just asked by an old friend how living with my boyfriend is going. Well, guess we have not caught up In a while…